"Makeup should enhance your natural beauty, not obscure it. Use subtle highlights to accent the ravenous hunger in your eyes and bring out the extraordinary size of your submandibular venom glands."
"Your daily positive affirmation: today I am thankful for being alive and blessed with rows upon rows of teeth that shear right through muscle and bone."
"Conceal your dark circles. Conceal your bright chevrons and your dusky stripes. The humans must not suspect what you are."
"New research shows that ideal femininity encompasses a lamia’s beauty, a cyclops’ strength, a hydra’s deadliness, a Fury’s heartlessness, a harpy’s swiftness, and a sphinx’s love of feasting on less intelligent creatures. Be a chimera that cannot be contained!"
"Aim to be described as "inexplicably eerie," "unsettlingly off," and "I’m not sure what she looks like, I could never keep my eyes on her face long enough to see."If you are not aware of the “Beauty by H.P. Lovecraft” Facebook page, you are missing the time of your life.
Methis kid is me omg
i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out
*friends eyes are watering for no reason*
"Are you wearing that mascara you’re allergic to but wear any way cause you think it’s cute"
"…..when did I tell you that"
"…….like…..two years ago"
I hate to see how much weight I’ve. gained. Truly disgusted with it all. I need to shed the pounds.
Fun date idea: take me to sephora and buy me things
homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes
That movie fucking fucked me up. Don’t get me started on monster house. Like it’s a dead body in cement and the old guy dies??? What the shit??
do you ever see spoilers for a show you don’t watch anymore and just